Author: Not ExploreClarion
19 Posts
Clarion Social Media Crusader Files Formal Complaint with God About Unauthorized Use of Jesus in Jokes
“SPIN CITY”: Beloved ALF Gravitron Finding Permanent Home at Former Bob’s Sub Location
Clarion Man Convinced This Is “Definitely The Pirates’ Year,” Despite 30-Year Evidence to Contrary
Autumn Leaf Festival Replaces Carnival Rides with Pennsylvania Skills Games
“Cat Ladies for Kamala” Protest Draws Record Crowd of Seven Outside Courthouse
Newbie Man Insists Trump Can Serve Third Term Because “Math is Fake News”
Hope Rising Church Now Offering Mountain Dew Baptisms; Pastor Claims “Regular Water Ain’t Extreme Enough for Jesus”
Local Residents Stunned as Chinese Rail Company Claims Historic Trail
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